WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY HEAD.

This is my horoscope for today.

"In a string of intense emotional dramas, the last thing you need is one more, Scorpio. Unfortunately, it looks like you're going to get just that. Once again, an incredible romantic scenario is coming to a head, and your emotions are in turmoil. Hold still, wait for the hit, and then proceed. If you have the feeling that you're going to blow up at someone, simply walk away from the situation."

Interesting.

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Hiii! I'm finally doing this :P
You're so pretty, and I'm pretty sure every time I see you, you have awesome colored hair. :3
Oh, and when we bumped into you at Subway one time, and Tyler was being all super quietface, I lectured him on the way home for not being social enough. x_X Just thought you should know!

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You dirty mexican. You are too freaking funny! I'm glad to have you back in town, and we'll all have to hang out bunches!

Female kangaroos have two vaginas and two uteruses. They also have a third canal that is used solely for birth.

Female kangaroos have what are called paired lateral vaginae. These are for the purpose of transporting the sperm to the womb, but there is a midline pseudovaginal canal for actually giving birth.

Like most marsupials, male kangaroos (with the exception of the two most common species - red and gray) have a two-pronged penis to accommodate the females' two vaginas.

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I haven't seen you in AGES but from what I can tell via the book of faces, you seem to be doing well! I'm glad! I hope everything goes well for ya with school and everything! :D

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dfksjdlfjsd. stop sending it when I'm not ready internet!

YOUR NUMBER IS NOT IN MY RULES, SIR.

xD

I've only kinda hung out with ya a few times, but you seem like a pretty cool guy! And it's always funny to watch you heckle/be heckled on facebook xD

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HEY. That's not between 1-1500! YOU LIAR. =3

First of all, I miss you! Why'd ya have to go and move and stuff?! How dare you get out of Klamath Falls! xD First of all, I find you extremely interesting. In the good way. I can't quite figure you out and I like that! Physically, you already know this, because I told you 485345784397689476856854768596 times, you are SO FUCKING PRETTY. Goddamn. I'm totally jealous! I hope all is well for you, and I want to come visit sometime/have you come visit! I'm sure Ashe would love to see you! =3
I gotsa cut this short cause I gotta go to a final, but I luff you!

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NICE NUMBAH, FOO. Cutting it close much!?

We've never really been close or anything, but I still think your awesome! It's kinda weird that with all our mutual friends, we honestly don't hang out that much. HOW IT WORK?!
We should kick it!

Black power!

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God damn you people that I could write tomes to actually doing this.

Anyways.
We're so much alike sometimes, it's almost creepy. Normally, I can not freaking stand people that remind me anything of myself, but I guess you're that one in a bazillion exception. But even though we're so much alike, I really don't know if I understand you at all. I'm pretty sure I've had some of the strangest and most awkward conversations of my life with you. And you always give me good advice, not the stupid BS advice other people give me that they think I want to hear. I kinda feel like I pester you sometimes, and if I do, it's your own fault for being awesome. So ha! And I do suppose I'm kinda curious what would have happened if we had met under different circumstances.
I MISS YOUUUU :(
Hopefully, my plan of teh relocations shall succeed!

Oh, and thank you for not letting me burn to death on a regular basis. =3

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Your one of the people I almost didn't want you to do this, cause I could write you a fucking tome, so I'll try and keep it semi-short.
But I guess here it goes! I'm pretty sure as things stand now, and aside from like, Ashe and Ty, you're my "best friend." That term is stupid, but whatever. lol You're one of the few people I'll miss if/when I leave, and I wish I could take you with me! I like the fact that we can BS about anything and do absolutely nothing but it still doesn't suck. I'm not gonna lie, I'm jealous of you. You and your damn house and job and awesome bod and lack of babies and sweet tattoos and ID and ability to be blunt. Yeah, I could keep going but meh.
Also, if you bitch about your appearance one more time, I'm going to kill you. <3

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I haven't actually seen you in FOREVER, but it's good to have you on the book of faces! Your a really cool guy, and you've got a super cute family! Your little one is getting so big and it's crazy thinking mine will grow up that fast, too! I wish ya the best, and if your ever back in this part of the planet, we should get the fams together hang out!

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I miss you! I know we didn't hang out as much as we should have before you moved, but it's still weird not being able to see you if I wanted to! I think I've known you longer than anyone I talk to nowadays, and who the hell would have thought I'd end up married with babies first?! Wtffff. I'm sure things will look up soon, if they haven't already! & I'm always here if ya need me! Well, I can't wait to see you!

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Wtf? I swear I posted this already, and looked at it. BAH.
Anways, I LOVE YOU! You are the bestest and sweetest person ever, and you've really helped us out a lot when we needed it! I really really appreciate that! I'm super glad to have you in my family, and I don't like the fact that we don't see eachother often enough! I know, it's mostly my fault cause I suck, but ya know.

Again, I love you!

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Who the fuck would have thought either of us would end up where we are now? But hey, what happens happens, right?
I will admit that I am quite jealous of you. Your freaking gorgeous and confident (I think someone else may have written this to you as well, cause I'm a lurk and notice shit like that, but meh. Anyways.) and I wish I could have just a bit of both of those.
Oh, and being on your bad side sucks. Balls. -_-

"I'm going to do 5 hits of acid then come to your house."

“The feelings that hurt most, the emotions that sting most, are those that are absurd; the longing for impossible things, precisely because they are impossible; nostalgia for what never was; the desire for what could have been; regret over not being someone else; dissatisfaction with the world’s existence. All these half-tones of the soul’s consciousness create in us a painful landscape, an eternal sunset of what we are.” ~Fernando Pessoa

“A true soul mate is probably the most important person you’ll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake. But to live with a soul mate forever? Nah. Too painful. Soul mates, they come into your life just to reveal another layer of yourself to you, and then leave. A soul mate’s purpose is to shake you up, tear apart your ego a little bit, show you your obstacles and addictions, break your heart open so new light can get in, and make you so desperate and out of control that you have to transform your life.” ~Elizabeth Gilbert

This is the first day of my life.
I swear I was born right in the doorway.
I went out in the rain,
Suddenly everything changed they're spreading,
Blankets on the beach.

Yours is the first face that I saw.
I think I was blind before I met you.
I don't know where I am.
I don't know where I've been.
But I know where I want to go.

So I thought I'd let you know,
These things take forever, I especially am slow.
But I realized that I need you,
And I wondered if I could come home.

Remember the time you drove all night,
Just to meet me in the morning?
And I thought it was strange,
You said everything changed.
You felt as if you just woke up.
And you said, "This is the first day of my life.
I'm glad I didn't die before I met you.
But now I don't care, I could go anywhere with you,
And I'd probably be happy."

So if you want to be with me,
With these things there's no telling,
We just have to wait and see.
But I'd rather be working for a paycheck,
Than waiting to win the lottery.

Besides, maybe this time it's different.
I mean, I really think you like me.

http://thisissand.com

"Imperfection should be embraced, not hidden."

NyQuil!

Don't listen to me for advice on that one. You won't like what I'm going to tell you.

Did you just say faggot bagel?

I love bagels!

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Hum

"Her gut clenched with her fist as she realized that she had been counting down the minutes leading up to one moment...and that moment failed her."

I think you're drunk!

I think I am, too!

I don't own any spandex!